Fast Key

Good news: your key copying needs can now be served "vending machine style"!  Introducing the Fast Key:

This was spotted in a North Texas Walmart.

Beer Pong Arcade Machine

Beer Pong is a thing that a lot of people do apparently.  In related news, the Beer Pong Arcade Game now exists:

It's made by Bay Tek Games and the good folks FoodBeast.com took the time to videotape a little game play:

Penny Press #5 - Fort Worth Zoo

Penny Press #4 - - Penny Press #3 

Penny Press #2 - - Penny Press #1

A trip to the Fort Worth Zoo leads to another opportunity to smash a penny!  This is one of several machines around the exhibits:

Of the choices available I went with the lion:

Which I assume is loosely based on this sleepy lion at the zoo:

Doctor Who Soda Machine

Why not celebrate the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who with a cold beverage?  Here's a custom Tardis soda vending machine:

This beauty can be found at Epic Comics in Orlando, FL.  You can see more pictures (including construction) at ObviousWinner.com.

Wonka Machine

I stumbled across this guy in a mall in Jackson, MS:

I didn't have any cash on me so I couldn't give it a spin but fortunately I found this video online:

Scrumdiddlyumptious!

Cotton Candy Machine

Two dollars will get you a freshly spun ball of cotton candy from this machine:

You can watch it being made the same way it's made at carnivals:

This was spotted at Chuck E. Cheese in Rockwall, TX.

Caviar Vending Machine

CNN reports: